The Many Stages Of The NaBloPoMo Relationship

Oh NaBloPoMo,

To you I could write a haiku, except I can't decide if NaBloPoMo is four syllables, three, one, or two.

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

I love you so much. I am now writing more than ever! You are the best.

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

Today was a good day. I sat down and wrote three posts all at once. You really are my friend. I should do this every month.

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

We are half-way through. I think I am going to make it, how about you?

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

I'm so very tired. It is 11:59, and I'm just not sure if my computer will upload this fast enough for me to hit publish before today turns into tomorrow.

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

Thanksgiving is coming. Will anyone ready my blog on Thanksgiving anyway? Maybe? Okay. I will publish a picture of a turkey and call it a day.

P.S. I sat down to find turkeys, and realized that I had so much to say about them. This might be my favorite post I have ever written. I am going to make my whole family load it up on their phones and read it at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

It is day 29. We have had fun, haven't we. I think tomorrow I will announce my intention to write every day in December, too.

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Oh NaBloPoMo,

Hahahaha. Just kidding. Today I am going to write a celebratory post about never having to see you again. Until next year when I forget those late nights and frantic 11:59 publishing breakdowns, and decide to visit you again. Promise me we will have fun, okay?

Love,
Tracie

*NaBloPoMo - Day 20.

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