I do not have one in my backyard.
I do not have one in my oven.
And I will probably never have a turkey at the bowling lane.
Trifecta Writing Prompt:
33-333 words, including the 3rd definition of turkey.
Turkey: three successive strikes in bowling
Since I don't farm, cook, or bowl, I probably have no business writing about turkeys. I did write about bowling one time, and I made this great video to teach you how to be a better bowler:
...or, um, how not to be a better bowler?
Just don't bowl like me, and you will be fine. You might even get a turkey.
That really is all the bowling advice I have for you. You're welcome.
Made me think of Sam, green eggs and ham.
ReplyDeleteCute!
Love it! That was exactly what I was going for. :)
DeleteI had no idea about the 3rd definition of turkey. . .not that it will ever come up in my life. I love bowling, but it doesn't love me back. Your video is awesome. . .I will have to try the dancing next time.
ReplyDeleteDancing makes everything better!!
DeleteLOL. I bowl like that too!!! Strangely, if I've had a drink or two it gets better. Maybe because I'm not thinking about it as much? :)
ReplyDeleteHa! I am going to have to try that next time.
DeleteHaha! You're funny. I had no idea that "turkey" was a bowling term. Thank you for schooling me.
ReplyDeleteYou are so very welcome. Now you can do a field trip to the bowling alley on a slow day, and teach your boys!
DeleteThat's a fairly straightforward response to a weird prompt! I love it for that. Thank you for linking up!
ReplyDeleteI never seem to have any turkeys either. I definitely need to fix that.
ReplyDeleteThis is a short and fun piece! I like it.
I don't know much about bowling (other than the fact that I am terrible at it) so I didn't know that turkey was even a bowling term. What about four successive strikes?
ReplyDeleteI did stop and wait for 4 wild turkeys to cross the road the other day. They were rather pokey but I enjoyed watching them. Wish I had had my camera!