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There has been an increase in spam comments the last two months. Every spam robot has its own strategy to get you to publish its comments. These are some of my favorites.

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This comment has a question mark in it. Surely I should publish it, and then visit that web page to answer.


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If you want to communicate, I think you might want to start with some basic English lessons. I am so happy you enjoyed my amusement account.


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I am a great author. Thank you spam robot.


I will give you advice:

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I am so sorry that the seven pictures I included in this post were not enough for you. Next time I write about raising baby squirrels, I will be sure to give it a more exciting title like, "Are These Robot Squirrels Trying To Kill You?" or "If You Don't Do This, All The Squirrels Will Die" or "Baby Squirrels Attack Blogger And Steal Her Hat - News At 7."

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If you are trying to open anything in Internet Explorer 3, you have more issues than just a little overlapping.


Maybe if I insult you, you will publish this comment:

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I am so glad to know that Eric isn't extreme stupid. I would address your claim of my being brain dead, but my pen seems to have run out of ink.


I have random information to share:

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Why are you telling me about these 1920's divorce rings? Are you selling them? I am pretty sure it would not go well if you gave someone a divorce ring to declare your love.

The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone! Here is my website.

Thank you so much for sharing. I was sitting on the edge of my seat, wondering if anyone had thrown an iPad off of a building.


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Honestly. I have nothing to add to this comment.
It wins the Best Spam Award.

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