Day Three...... My head was cleared enough to notice the directions on the bottom.....
"Directions for Use: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with it's labeling. Use only as a facial tissue"
Really? Federal Law? Are they going to put me in prison because I ran short on toilet paper?? I would hope that they have more important things to do than that!
I'm not sure I want to imagine what led to the warning being placed on the box...you know that someone sued someone for something stupid, hence the seemingly unneccesary warning...
ReplyDeleteWow. Welcome to America. :)
ReplyDelete....but it seemed like they would make a great parachute. They advertise how STRONG they are.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Hope you are feeling better soon.
I'm sure the warning is due to the terrorist threat... you know, tissue bombs and such,... very dangerous,... if you're a germ. Nice 1!
ReplyDeleteI do love how they put stupid warning labels like that on things. Like, have you ever read the warning for curling irons? It says something like, "Do Not Use While Sleeping"..WTH? Seriously. Who would do that? I mean, your house might burn down, but your hair is going to look AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine them being useful for much else except the substitute TP. They're too thin for anything else. And usually, too thin for their intended purpose to being with. When I'm sick I need two of even the thickest kind to really make sure my hands stay clean. Yuck. Feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteVery funny. What possible use could they be upset about??!!
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In all my years I don't think I ever truly noticed the "directions" on the bottom of the tissue box...this cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment :-)
LOL HEY, like Bill Engvall says about KY Jelly "Do not eat, or get in your eyes" WHY? Because someone HAS and SUED! :) You gotta love it
ReplyDeleteand I love the picture of Katarina! It is SOOOO my daughter - DS in the hands, and camped out on the bed without a care in the world :) If it were my son, replace DS with any one of his trucks, tractors, trailers, or trains!
I am also glad you are taking this challenge. I look forward to more items you take pictures of that we can "only use for its intended purpose!" LOL